As this year comes to a close, I’d like to take the time to thank all the people who took the time to send me questions. The vast majority of those questions were highly inappropriate, but they were at least good for a laugh. I sincerely hope that all of you have a safe and productive New Years Eve, and if you choose to drink, I hope that you will do so responsibly.
Now, onwards to a prosperous new year!
(Not in one sitting, anyway.)
In theory, yes I can. This does not mean that I should.
Very well. I’ll share this information with you so that it may serve as a cautionary tale. The only time I had more alcohol than I could handle was at a lawyers only Christmas party I attended when I was but a greenhorn. I suppose I thought that the cocktails would make me feel less on edge, but I ended up harassing the female attendees with lewd jokes.
When I managed to tell them correctly, that is. I was the reciprocant of many (admittedly well deserved) dirty looks after that, so I made a point to never lose control like that again.
His comatose state prevented me from ever facing him in court. As for my first impression of him, it was somewhat sullied by the ceramic shard that landed in my eye when he so dramatically crushed his coffee mug with his grip.
My sincerest condolences. Feel free to not invite me to the funeral.